I MET Jack Lavery this week at a funeral. Hadn't seen him for years.
He is a few years older than me but we were at school together.We
got talking and before long he remarked 'Boy, do you mind the day
you got hit by the big Austin Sixteen. I ran home like blazes and
told my Ma you had been killed. John Murray ran too but he soon left
me behind. John was a quare sprinter. He used to win all before him
at the sports.'
It happened like this. I was about nine and we were just out of
school. It was a nice May Wednesday afternoon and we were dawdling
as usual.
Anything that had wheels was an attraction - something to run
after and swing on the trams if it was a hen man's cart or a fish
man shouting 'herns alive' or a rag man giving away delft mugs for
rags.
Motors were rare; nobody had cars in the twenties. There were
only noisy slow lorries belching fumes. Boat haulers on horseback
were constantly coming and going to Ellis Cut for lighters on the
canal but we couldn't hang on to them! They had handy whips, so had
the other old boys with shelties and vans and of course the farmers.
Anyway I was gathering gilly flowers in Mulholland's field hedge
when this old noisy stone lorry passed. It had a big load and it was
making more noise than progress.
All my mates darted after it and I was last. I never looked and I
only remember something hitting me with a flash of something shiny.
Probably the chromium radiator. I felt a wheel going over my belly
and I knew what it was alright. Didn't feel the second wheel but
they say it went over me too.
Anyhow I only remember seeing my cap on the road and going after
it. They say I went down again then. Then I came too with three men
holding me up and shouting ,are you badly hurt, are you all right'
and those sorts of things.
Then they said 'get him into the car quick, we'll have to get him
to the hospital'. That brought me to! I started pulling away from
them and screaming my head off, no! No! No! I am not going to
hospital. Take me home.
My brother John grabbed me and held on too, shouting 'leave him
alone, take us home, take us home'.
The men from the big limousine, the driver and two passengers -
big nobs from Inglis or some company must have twigged that I wasn't
badly injured, just cut and bruised, for they eventually said' where
is home? Show us the way', and in no time I was in the car and on
the way home, with John of course.
I had never been in a motor car and I thought it was heaven A
lovely car with seats for four, two facing in the back lovely grey
fluted upholstery - luxurious.
I mind seeing the familiar hedges and things on the lane on the
way home, nearly a mile.
To cut a long story short, they got me home and to bed, fetched
the doctor in their car and heard his verdict. 'I can find no bones
broken or serious injury. Keep him in bed and give him no food or
drink, nothing more than three drops of water. I'll be back soon'.
As will now be obvious, I survived. I had only had a piece at
school, I had been to the toilet, hence my gut was empty and I
suffered no injury except a lot of cuts and abrasions.
By Sunday, I was up and around when the doctor came to dress my
wounds and boy was that sore. He solemnly pronounced that if I had
had food in me it would have been a case of peritonitis and certain
death. Hence I lived into old age. Deo gratias.
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